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Oscar's short New Zealand Life

Hello !

I'm Oscar the brother of Pablo Escobar.

I was born and introduced in New Zealand to compete in a mustache challenge with my dad. Unfortunately, my new look gave the wrong impression to the world and I was quickly recognized as a smuggler, drug dealer or gangster.

Finally - my name was born : "Oscar the brother of Pablo Escobar"

During my short life I was actually quite a funny person. Nevertheless my girlfriend didn't like me so much anymore and sometimes even refused to kiss me.

That led to my short life of just 1 month in New Zealand - after I miserably left the world by the hand of an evil razor in a bathroom in Christchurch.

Anyway, I will come back one day - best opportunity is always Carneval (Fasnet) in Schramberg. hahaha

I was once also mistaken for a Frenchman during my time - probably as d'Artagnan. Walking with Giulia hand in hand on a pedestrian street in New Zealand. An older man sitting with his friends in a cafe looked at us and said: "Bonjour Madame, Bonjour Monsieur".

I smiled at him and answered "Bonjour"

The old man probably thought we were a French couple - d'Artagnan with a French Beauty - and wanted to show off his Frech in front of his Kiwi friends….

Anyway,

to your next life OSCAR!

Oscar and his NZ friends:

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